house of modern art Presents
Slow Upload
RoT S1J. Original Artwork-Oil on Canvas. Framed: W 49 " - H 32.5"
Price range: $30.00 through $1,500.00
Slow Upload portrays an AI couple immersed in the magic of The Mustang Drive-In—a beloved summer experience in Prince Edward County, where time slows down and intentional living thrives amidst the rush of modern life. The backdrop has a mix of humanoid AI and biological families interacting with the nostalgic exercise of outdoor cinema. The painting addresses a very human luxury of blocking time off to appreciate a film. This painting calls into question what stimuli AI Humanoids would learn from; not to mention how they would show emotional expressions of love. Do robots hold hands? Are they programmed to love or does love drive their programs? Slow Upload sets a scene in which nature’s beauty, the gift of time, the chemistry of romance, and movie-going in general, are examined under the setting sun.
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